If I had a nickname...

I've never had a nickname. I guess Shawn isn't really a name you can shorten, so if I had a nickname it would have to be something different.

I recently decided what I would want my nickname to be. I think my nickname should be "Laze". It defines me so well. I love Lays Potato Chips (I certainly cannot just eat one) and I can be pretty lazy.

Just today I woke up at 3pm and bought a bag of Lays from the store on the first floor of my dorm. Too lazy to wake up early, too lazy to go to a real grocery store…classic Laze. Classic Laze eats Classic Lays.